Monday 26 December 2011

Sunday 18 December 2011

Christmas song

"two more reasons to be jolly. La la laa laa la la la"

Song to the tune of "tis the season to be jolly."

Monday 19 September 2011

Tall as a tree

After explaining to alice that when some kids are old enough their
parents let them ride their bikes home on their own...

"mummy how grown up do I need to be to ride my bike home from school
on my own?"

Me -" oh a fair amount more! Your still little"

A -" how about when I'm as tall as that tree! Mum! When I'm as tall as
that tree would I still be able ride on your shoulders?"
(the tree in question was a HUGE oak!)

Me - "alice, when your as tall as that tree you will be able to give
me rides on your shoulders!"

A -"that's a brilliant idea mum!"

The council cut the kids fav tree down..

But no need to be upset! Now it's a climbing stump!!!

Tuesday 13 September 2011

Horses make the world a better place

"wow mummy look at the horses!!" *jumps upand down*
"why are you not excited mummy?"
"because alice, those horses are leading a funeral. Those people in
the cars behind, well someone they love has passed away and they are
going to a funeral. They are sad, and I feel sad for them"
"aww, they must all be so sad.maybe the horses will make them feel
better"
Then she stands next to me holding my hand, not smiling anymore. When
did she grow up!

Thursday 8 September 2011

"mummy, what do ....

>

> ...Clouds taste like?"
>
> After explaining clouds are loads of tiny water drops and as they
> bump into each other and fall from the sky when they get too big.
>
> "just like apples and pears... When they get too big they fall from
> trees mummy."
>
> <3

Glued to the laptop

Tuesday 6 September 2011

The joys of being a mum

Alice "mum, I need a little help. Can you wipe my bum, I've done a
slimy poo. Not slimy like a slug though!"

Thursday 1 September 2011

Names

> "mum what's your other name."
>
> "well I was Robertson before I married your dad and took his name"
>
> After Alice finally manages to stop laughing.... "Robertson is a
> boys name! Why did you steal daddys name?!"