I asked lewis to draw a face

Not far off boy, not far off..

Shattered lad

What happens when you let you son decide what to wear to pick his sister up

Green top - ok
Jogging bottoms -ok
Stripy socks - ok
Brown sandles - ermm... Don't really work with the socks or joggers!!

Lewis's drawing of a face!

Clever lad! Lol

The best part about having a bath when Alice is at school....

Lewis gets the warm fluffy pink towel!!!!

Thomas the tank :)

Tall as a tree

After explaining to alice that when some kids are old enough their
parents let them ride their bikes home on their own...

"mummy how grown up do I need to be to ride my bike home from school
on my own?"

Me -" oh a fair amount more! Your still little"

A -" how about when I'm as tall as that tree! Mum! When I'm as tall as
that tree would I still be able ride on your shoulders?"
(the tree in question was a HUGE oak!)

Me - "alice, when your as tall as that tree you will be able to give
me rides on your shoulders!"

A -"that's a brilliant idea mum!"

The council cut the kids fav tree down..

But no need to be upset! Now it's a climbing stump!!!

Crazy girlll

Horses make the world a better place

"wow mummy look at the horses!!" *jumps upand down*
"why are you not excited mummy?"
"because alice, those horses are leading a funeral. Those people in
the cars behind, well someone they love has passed away and they are
going to a funeral. They are sad, and I feel sad for them"
"aww, they must all be so sad.maybe the horses will make them feel
better"
Then she stands next to me holding my hand, not smiling anymore. When
did she grow up!

"mummy, what do ....

>

> ...Clouds taste like?"
>
> After explaining clouds are loads of tiny water drops and as they
> bump into each other and fall from the sky when they get too big.
>
> "just like apples and pears... When they get too big they fall from
> trees mummy."
>
> <3

Glued to the laptop

Funny sleeping babies

Oh....my.....goodness....

Posser like his sister

The start of a brand new and very big adventure for the oldest Gardner child!!

Eepp!!!!!! Wish I could be that age again!!!!

Whilst trying to convince Alice school is good

"...and they will teach you how to tell the time and..."

Alice "ooo you will need to buy me an alarm clock. Not a real, noisy
one, but a toy one that I can use to tell the pretend time on!"

The joys of being a mum

Alice "mum, I need a little help. Can you wipe my bum, I've done a
slimy poo. Not slimy like a slug though!"

Sleeping lad

Sleeping girly

Lewis decides to walk in the frontroom in his pillow case

Lewis on the tractor :D

all of us as aliens

all of us

another photo from the mac

alice on the new iMac

Got to love big sisters

Lewis - "bee bee"

Alice - "it's not a bee, it's a blue bottle"

L - "nooo bee bee"

A - "lewis, don't be silly, it's a blue bottle."

L - "BEEEEEEEE"

A - "shhh lewis it's not a bee. I will look after you"

We all should have a big sister to protect us from the blue bottles
pretending to be bees!

Names

> "mum what's your other name."
>
> "well I was Robertson before I married your dad and took his name"
>
> After Alice finally manages to stop laughing.... "Robertson is a
> boys name! Why did you steal daddys name?!"